Monthly Archives: April 2011

IS GAY FASHION?

Posted on April 26, 2011 by alia

Its usually hard to spot out a gay female in our society, but how on earth will you ever miss the guy with the dirtiest cat walk ever? No matter how many times I personally try to master it, I simply fail. As a matter of fact gay guys run that department, so ladies competition is invalid.

On a global scale, discussing homosexuality is a big deal, something like the holocaust. You need to be mentally sober i.e. plan your words before you speak or else you’re labeled as a hater.

Let’s take 1 step back, people discuss, trash and mock everything, like how chubby isn’t sexy, color people are less intelligent or how westerns bathe less than any other race. You know the usual stereotypes! But, whenever you crack a joke or tweet about a gay related incident, you receive 1 common message “Oh you’re a homophobic”. Excuse me, I’m not… I have my personal views and I  joke about gay people not because I look down at them, but just because they’re part of my society. Frankly, i’m always dazzled by their fine eyebrows, eye makeup and OF COURSE handsome boyfriends who are publicly straight and happily married.

I’m afraid, its Continue reading…

Posted in High on emirates | 59 Comments

UAE GOT TALENT!

Posted on April 10, 2011 by alia

Inhale and picture this nasty dialogue …

Y: There is a Cashier vacancy

X: Hire one of THEM (guess who?) They’re all  DESPERATE these days!

Y: Them? AHA okay I’ll contact Hessa. There is also a Receptionist opening …

X: HIRE ANOTHER HESSA!

Y & X are obviously not Emirati. Okay, wait a minute, there is a high chance that they are Emiratis, but and its a BIG but, they are clearly not Emirati enough to give a damn about Hessa’s kind. Okay .. I can hear some, stop calling me names, here we go “stupid local” is your favorite line, ha? Anyways, I’m not trashing administrative roles, but companies now across the UAE are offering mediocre or home-stay jobs to qualified nationals and fresh college graduates. It upsets me because it is turning to an unstoppable trend with clearly ugly endings very much like GAGA!

As far as everybody knows, golden opportunities still exist in the UAE and this is exactly why expats whether blonde, Asian or Arab won’t stop arriving, its heaven on Arabia. Its like an African gold mine that only non Africans can take the full sweet and bling out of it!  So frankly shutting up the public and fooling government officials by offering UAE nationals Continue reading…

Posted in Please sack me | 26 Comments