Before it gets really hot, I feel the need to make two points very clear. First, as a Muslim and Arab I do not support any sort of attacks against unarmed civilians regardless of their faith, skin color and nationality (unless its a legal self-defense situation e.g. war ). And second, I’m disgusted from the very well organized bashing strategy against Muslims and Arabs throughout our very dear western media channels. I mean seriously, when will O’Reilly and the rest of the gang grow up and let go? As I look at it, it seems to me the western media and their hardcore commentators have one mission: bash anything, everything and everyone Arab and Muslim.  For them , Arabs and Muslims will never be good enough. No matter what we accomplish or try to do, we will always be those who got lucky because of their oil and 123.

Have you not watched the Dictator movie by the famous Baron Cohen, who by the way happens to be Jewish? The Dictator movie (which clearly depicts an Arab and Muslim character) is a typical Hollywood propaganda which was smartly released at the peak of the Arab Continue reading…

As my nude title indicates Arab women or let’s say many Arab women scattered across our masculine globe feel like nothing but bed and breakfast. Obviously its not a fancy title to die for but in reality its very much how women feel. Some of us feel like tagged possessions with pulse, and some other look at themselves like designed creatures to perfection. Well you can say creatures with a defined scope of work which is in summary:  to fulfill their men’s hunger in beds and on plates. Boring!

Excuse my undressed thoughts but sometimes a bit of flesh is a must in order to spot out the many defects in ourselves and beloved society.  Men or some good number of similar creatures to men have repeatedly proved to be a failure in understanding what we women really want. I’m not referring to bed fantasies, Belgium chocolate and exotic fruits in some hotel room. Oh no no, that would be what many useless men assume. A woman is an ultra-sensitive creature who is unfortunately repetitively being pressurized by some weird external factors which are to 1 OBEY, 2 LISTEN and 3 NEVER EXPRESS.

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Just if you’re wondering, YES, I did take a quite damn long break from stripping off my thoughts in public … its winter after all. In any case, you’ve landed on my page so let’s start with hello, its me and I’m totally back.

Lately I’ve been thinking about Arab men and women.  Between the two I’m struggling to decide who the victim is and who is not! You and I know how Arab women are under what I believe is a severe psychological and physical pressure to perfect their beings for let’s be honest men. We all come across women from different sizes who’ll starve themselves for months and run miles in whatever marathon to not fit in their favorite pair of jeans or do well in their societies but to simply keep their men visually aroused.  Is it a surprise? Let’s not pretend …

The idea of perfection isn’t bad, but the fact that women are perfecting themselves to lock down men requires a shrink. Let’s imagine that you and I are having a quality walk in one of the shopping malls or any busy place. Look around carefully … observe… do you see what I see? Dozens of average Continue reading…

Maybe math, physics or cooking, but we Arabs can’t fail mastering the art of everyday hypocrisy.  I’m kind of sure all other races do the whole double standard thing flawlessly, but lets say I’m for now concerned about my culture, the Arab culture. What makes a culture anyways? People … and our people nowadays do really suck in so many nasty ways. You disagree? I’ll share with you some honey.

Only in Arabia your family name is more important than your sweaty resume. And guess what’s more important than your goddamn last name? Your balance sheet i.e. the steady growth of your bank account. With full honesty “no polishing whatsoever” your ethics and positive outlook mean nothing or at least come second to heavy notes, pile of cash, loads of money. Are you following? I’m talking triple 0 times 12 or more.   Take a deep breath, and hey don’t you worry. Sometimes all you need to be accepted is a nice house, sexy car that is more expensive than your “house” and good contacts or just contacts that know those good contacts who you can a** kiss whenever you can and whenever you want to hit the jack!

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How much do you know about religious sheeps, maybe secular sheeps or lets say human-sheeps? Yes, maybe, no?  I’m happy to bring you up to speed at no cost. Around 50% or more of our people, dear people around us belong to 2 or at least 1 of the famous human-sheeps’ breeds. Shocking? Not really, its our sheepreality that many of us hate to confront. So here is some news for you. Human-sheeps come in 2 different types. For your record i’m excludeing the bushy, fatty 4 legged and nude sheep, the one we slaughter every big eid. Its innocent, doesn’t lie and we feed on it… technically it might be too good to be called a human-sheep!

Human-sheeps argue to be mentally developed i.e. can speak, form good lines, use toilets, cover their private areas, curse when they’re angry and sometimes kill for fun. They put on cloths, expensive, cheap, used and speak fancy A B C.  Some are filthy rich and some are pretty poor. Although the 2 breeds of human-sheeps have different set of skills, they both hold tight to this one quality, extremism.  One lives to nod – intellectually disabled and the other is just too busy BH slapping the Continue reading…

Well the scale of violence in Syria is beyond your darkest imagination. Its nothing like what you and I have seen in Tahrir Square – Egypt, not even down town Zawyia – Libya.  The Syrian situation is unlike any, its vicious, extremely painful and bloody. For a moment, your imagination might take you back in history, specifically to Baghdad sometime around 1200, where victims were Iraqis, and Genghis Khan was slaughtering them all.. men, women, kids, animals and trees! But, no  … its not the Mongols this time, the violence is 100% Syrian with direct support of their famous neighbors.

The Syrian regime is very similar to other regimes in the MENA region, its old school. It classifies protestors as traitors and traitors have no rights or let’s say no right to live. Nothing is more sickening than cheering for a corrupted government that you secretly condemn. Loyal Syrians have made a brave call to revolt. How can they not revolt against a ruthless regime? You might need to YouTube one or few of the government’s parliament sessions.  You’ll notice how members spend more time praising each other throughout their pathetic theatrical performances than discussing issues that matter to Syria. Its definitely not a Continue reading…

He gives absolutely no damn whatsoever about his martial status, semi baldhead and falling belly.  He looks at the mirror and frankly sees the Arab version of Danny Zuko or one of the other greasers. No, the man isn’t crazy, but like a good chunk of other Arab men, He’s diagnosed with EGO- Level 3. But, its not too late for a reality hit!

Abood dreams Danny!

Not a surprise surprise, his virtual profile reads as the following: Hi my name is Abood Cheeky *wink*..Who’s your monster? Hit me on XXX. Seriously, someone needs to whip his … and stick a note on his …that shouts, “Honey, you’re not a T Bird and Scorpions don’t exist. Get your … moving, baby Shammah is crying for diapers”.

For He and others like him, having multiple relationships with real women, plastic women and sometimes little boys from the school next door is more or less fine. Inside his teeny-weeny mind, rollercoaster rides are more enticing in groups. So the idea of jumping into one person’s lap or hearing one echo all night long is one hellova dull thought!

Lets keep the rollercoaster rides on pause, what about “She”, and “till death do us apart”? Is She boring, or is “He” born a cheater? What’s the role of our Arab society in creating lifetime cheaters and emotionless individuals in our households? Here is the thing, I’m not a certified relationships expert and by the way I’m delightfully leaving this specialty to @dr_foz who is rocking it at 59! But I have a say or maybe few…

Some men welcome badass friends into their territory. Those friends influence their lives and decisions without them realizing.  Guess what, poor Continue reading…

You take the bus, they stare at you…

You get into the plane searching tiredly for your seat, they stare at you…

You take the train or walk down the street, they still stare at you!!

Silly you, it seems you keep forgetting that your profile is far from sexy, it screams “Hello Mr. I might blow up your head, I’m a Terrorist”. Hold on, I know that you’re innocent from all charges but you and I are guilty until further notice.

It hurts your pride, forces your brain to justify everything and makes you feel discriminated, not part of the crowd, pushed out, exposed exactly like that gay kid who deals with everyday harassment, or that little fat girl who is known as – Ugly – just because of her extra pounds. Her beautiful smile doesn’t really count. Victimized people have different profiles, but discrimination has one taste… very sour taste.

I have to be harsh and admit that our ridiculously stupid actions force the world to point its fingers at us. We, Arabs and Muslims are among the least popular people on mother planet. The other side of the world has its wide-open eyes on us. Whatever we do is somehow logged.  Unfortunately, the log Continue reading…

Once upon a time Mr. He, Mr. Him and all of them were crowned heroes. As of today they’ve been universally tagged as dictators. The moment Mr. He and his friends in crime have placed their full fat weight on the power seat their agendas have slightly turned personal.

Shocking? Not really, its the curse of the power seat. Can you imagine all the freebies that you and your clan will be receiving for centuries to come? I’m not referring to $1 key chain but to the sexy red Ferrari with your big bold initials on it hmm everywhere. Who in his right mind would ever say no to a Ferrari? You’ll probably say HELL TO THE NO… KA-CHING. But, if you’ll ever choose the power and $ notes, keep 1 thing in mind while shopping in Harrods, of course for 80% off … people!

The world and to be more specific the Arab world, i.e. my people are celebrating 1 of the most interesting political events in the region. Ordinary citizens are finally getting rid of their blindfolds. They are now campaigning furiously against decades of unfairness and physiological slavery.

Qaddafi must consider auctioning this shirt!

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