Arabs Can’t Fail Hypocrisy 101
09.11.11 / Guilty of Shame / 15 Comments
Maybe math, physics or cooking, but we Arabs can’t fail mastering the art of everyday hypocrisy. I’m kind of sure all other races do the whole double standard thing flawlessly, but lets say I’m for now concerned about my culture, the Arab culture. What makes a culture anyways? People … and our people nowadays do really suck in so many nasty ways. You disagree? I’ll share with you some honey.
Only in Arabia your family name is more important than your sweaty resume. And guess what’s more important than your goddamn last name? Your balance sheet i.e. the steady growth of your bank account. With full honesty “no polishing whatsoever” your ethics and positive outlook mean nothing or at least come second to heavy notes, pile of cash, loads of money. Are you following? I’m talking triple 0 times 12 or more. Take a deep breath, and hey don’t you worry. Sometimes all you need to be accepted is a nice house, sexy car that is more expensive than your “house” and good contacts or just contacts that know those good contacts who you can a** kiss whenever you can and whenever you want to hit the jack!
Technically, thats how we do business in Arabia!
But how many a**** are we willing to kiss to be at the top of the pyramid? One, 2 or none? I bet majority of you will say hell to the many and whatever it takes. If its the case, at least make sure to never catch some nasty contagious STD and gift it back to your hubby – who by the way might already got it!
Oh God, only in Arabia women falling in love outside “the marriage framework” is considered as taboo. You’ll come across that group of supposedly mature men who will furiously flip once they find out that their sisters are in love. Are we stuck in 1000 BC? Is falling in love really a crime? Here is some sick fact; same group of men would already have had multiple sexual relationships outside “the marriage framework” (or inside) with consumed hookers and virgin boys. How sick, hypocrite and selfish can some Arab men be? Exactly. Ladies, fall in love, the weather is sexy and after all its your business.
Have you heard about the KK anger storm? The whole Kim Kardashian pre, during and post visit to Dubai theatrical anger storm made me realize how people have reached a serious level of hypocrisy. They got pissed so pissed from the amount of free media coverage and attention that Kimberly received and started talking about her famous SEX tape. What the hell was that really about? Her explicit tape is irrelevant to her visit to Dubai. I was like dear hypocrites, are we living in the same era? Its a commercial world ( that i might not necessary agree with), stop the virtuous act and do something useful instead. How about complaining about the best gigs weekly reviews on XYZ magazines or upcoming beach parties, well Nasimi beach might ring few bells. Kim is not a walking HIV, but you’re all certainly bunch of messed up hypocrites!
Just to clear out something, I’m not really a pro Kim girl, yeah she’s one hellova pretty girl, etc … but I’m just ANTI hypocrisy. Hypocrisy is like a pamper rash, it irritates the skin and obviously not fun to deal with. Our people should stop blabbing nonsense and start doing right or accept making out with the mess, our f up world!
Here is the thing, you don’t need to a** kiss for the rest of your life. Free your hypocrite spirit and scream free at last.