Bloody VIMTO CULTURE!

29.08.11 / High on emirates / 7 Comments

First comes first, Vimto isn’t Saudi. Its BLOODY ENGLISH!


 

Our Nido culture has once again transformed into a pro Vimto culture. Ironically this transformation takes place every year ” to be specific only in Ramadan ” and it ends with its departure! Ramadan is the holiest month in the Islamic calendar and we all know that it might end today or tomorrow. Congratulations to those who’ve managed to evaluate their errors, forgive and form a fresh connection with God. Have you done any good? any? at all?

Although Satan and his kids are temporary resorting in hell, many Muslims have failed to capitalize on the holiness of Ramadan. Many have decided “maybe” unconsciously to turn every day to a fat greasy festive, smoke shisha, drink tons of Vimto and watch TV endlessly. As a matter of fact  you’ll be surprised to know that people have different types of addiction in Ramadan. Some are Vimtoholic, others are Tangholic or Halimaholic. I haven’t seen her on TV this year. I guess viewers and specifically men don’t prefer a prego so it was the time of Meryam Faris who btw scared the hell out of my poor soul, oh you know what I’m talking about!

Frankly I feel happy that such a food-tv abuse behavior will end in the next 24hrs or so.  People will be free from over eating, free from TV addiction, free from paying unnecessary bills in of course exotic tents and most importantly clear their toxic system from Vimto!

You might have lost your final last chance this Ramadan, well tough! Have a moment and wonder, what are you going to miss the most, a sip of sugary Vimto or ”missed” quality time with God?

Oh yes, Eid Mubarak!

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7 COMMENTS
  1. not a fan of x says:

    No no no I won’t say goodbye to vimto cuz I drink it whenever I please :P

    Eid Mubarak!

  2. Manaa Abdullah says:

    Viva Nido ;p

    3idkoom Mubarak!

  3. Mahmood says:

    Eid Mubarak, Emaratist… yes, free from overrated Vimto craze at last. I agree with your points. Keep it up ;)

  4. Mohamed Al mansoori says:

    Glad You’ve adressed that issue cuz the funniest thing ever is when you run into your friends and they tell you on the 25th of RAMADAN ” dude you have lost weight ” !!

    HELL YEAH , CAUSE I HAVE BEEN FASTING FOR THE PAST 25 DAYS SMARTY ! haha

  5. Adam Sakia says:

    Ah love this post! We as people do tend to absorb all the opposites from what Ramadan is actually meant to be.

  6. Ahmad Namavar says:

    Some are Vimtoholic, others are Tangholic or Halimaholic. Loved it :)
    Eid Mobarak

  7. rosh says:

    “Our Nido culture…”

    LMAO!!!

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